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Title: well well!!!
Post by: ph on November 05, 2010, 11:15:54 AM
this place seems to be a real hoot at the moment!!


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: ad on November 05, 2010, 12:15:58 PM
Well well... what do you expect? I've made previous posts here for conversation and you just swear at me!!! :P

I'm happy to talk to you... just don't bite, ok?   :)

Whadda you want to talk about? I'm half way reading through that sidemount book - quite interesting, especially some of the history I didn't know about.


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: diversurfer on November 05, 2010, 04:56:36 PM
Feeling lonely PH?


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: JD on November 05, 2010, 07:48:19 PM
You could always go and abuse someone on another forum.....

Maybe you should ask about a refresher course? Scuba review? Anyone fancy a gold line dive in Tank?

JD


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: ph on November 05, 2010, 08:05:23 PM
hmmmmmmmm.......is it the three amigos or the three stooges!!!


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: ad on November 06, 2010, 08:02:33 AM
Sorry mate - but I haven't quite figured you out yet Paul...  Are your posts just friendly banter without the smileys attached on the end, or are they supposed to be nasty insults?  ???


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: Shit_Stirrer on November 06, 2010, 10:21:54 AM
Sorry mate - but I haven't quite figured you out yet Paul...  Are your posts just friendly banter without the smileys attached on the end, or are they supposed to be nasty insults?  ???

He's just a old lonely fucker  ;D

Cheers


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: JD on November 07, 2010, 05:55:24 PM
Generally just banter, very occasionally he is even funny!

JD


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: ph on November 08, 2010, 10:58:17 AM
Generally just banter, very occasionally he is even funny!

JD

that would be always!!!!

who is shit-stiirer???


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: ad on November 08, 2010, 11:02:40 AM
who is shit-stiirer???

What are you??? The forum police?   :P

I thought with a name like that, it could have been a 2nd account created by you.  ;D


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: diversurfer on November 08, 2010, 12:23:50 PM
AD, i think you got the feel of the thing.

but yes sometimes, rare times, almost never PH is funny.
 ;D


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: Shit_Stirrer on November 08, 2010, 05:51:58 PM
Generally just banter, very occasionally he is even funny!

JD

that would be always!!!!

who is shit-stiirer???

It's me.... I'm happy to sell the name to you ?
Shitters... I forgot to add "SLOW" to my earlier post too !


Cheers...   8)


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: ph on November 08, 2010, 07:24:12 PM
listen you knobs....leave the gags to the funny guys........yes you know who!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


now run off and play.....with each other!!


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: Shit_Stirrer on November 08, 2010, 11:07:51 PM
listen you knobs....leave the gags to the funny guys........yes you know who!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


now run off and play.....with each other!!

It's more fun to play with.... you know who !

Cheers...  ;)


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: ph on November 09, 2010, 11:30:57 AM
listen you knobs....leave the gags to the funny guys........yes you know who!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


now run off and play.....with each other!!

It's more fun to play with.... you know who !

Cheers...  ;)

hmmmmmm....so who could ad and shit stirer be i wonder.....maybe the two blokes from 'Brokeback Mountain"????


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: ad on November 09, 2010, 01:05:50 PM
hmmmmmm....so who could ad and shit stirer be i wonder....

I don't know about s/stirrer, but I'll give you just the following clue to my identity...

I don't believe we have ever met before, but may have mutual acquaintances.  :)

As for brokeback mountain - sorry bud, hate to ruin your fantasy but I don't swing that way - you might have better luck in Sydney during a certain time of the year though if you're looking.  :P


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: ph on November 09, 2010, 08:25:34 PM
hmmmmmm....so who could ad and shit stirer be i wonder....

I don't know about s/stirrer, but I'll give you just the following clue to my identity...

I don't believe we have ever met before, but may have mutual acquaintances.  :)

As for brokeback mountain - sorry bud, hate to ruin your fantasy but I don't swing that way - you might have better luck in Sydney during a certain time of the year though if you're looking.  :P


mate I only know about oztek ....what are you on about

the only thing Ive ever woken up with in Sydney is a stinken head ache...aint that right JD


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: Shit_Stirrer on November 09, 2010, 11:10:57 PM
listen you knobs....leave the gags to the funny guys........yes you know who!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


now run off and play.....with each other!!

It's more fun to play with.... you know who !

Cheers...  ;)

hmmmmmm....so who could ad and shit stirer be i wonder.....maybe the two blokes from 'Brokeback Mountain"????


Like wise Paul... We have never meet, But I know you have read plenty of my forum posts  ;D


Cheers 8)


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: onwardsupwards on November 10, 2010, 01:07:36 PM
Good to see you in fine form Paul. :D

Sold your dive gear and scooter yet?.

Maybe to one of them vintage diver groups. :-*


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: ph on November 10, 2010, 08:12:45 PM
Good to see you in fine form Paul. :D

Sold your dive gear and scooter yet?.

Maybe to one of them vintage diver groups. :-*


Rick, why would I be selling my gear, heading back for a dive when my torches gets back......been building the ex a deck for the last 5 weeks......fucking weather here ATM hhas been a fucker on the weekends.....cant even get the teenagers out for a swim....heading to JB again at xmas so should get a paddle in there

no sale here.........

PH

ps you learnt the halcyon reach around yet???


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: Shit_Stirrer on November 10, 2010, 11:10:28 PM
So just when was the last time you got wet Paul.... and I'm are not talking about under the shower or splashing in the bath either  ???

I hear Ewen's is OK for doing refresher courses  ;D



Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: ph on November 11, 2010, 09:13:18 AM
So just when was the last time you got wet Paul.... and I'm are not talking about under the shower or splashing in the bath either  ???

I hear Ewen's is OK for doing refresher courses  ;D



SS mind your own business you are a new comer so know your place


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: Shit_Stirrer on November 11, 2010, 10:07:00 AM
SS mind your own business you are a new comer so know your place
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But if you have not dived for a LONG time (scared maybe) then how can you say you're a cave diver ?
Maybe it would better if you hand in your cert card and just use the method that you use now at getting wet ?
At least if you get scared you can just sit up or take a step sideways ! :o


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: Gooey on November 11, 2010, 04:55:20 PM
Ph would be lucky to have a cert card.... he constantly hands them back in, sometimes a bit late  ;D

What reissue number are you up to ph on cert cards ph?

BTW, 5 weeks to build a deck, would you like me to come over and show/help you with it mate :P


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: ph on November 12, 2010, 11:46:42 AM
Ph would be lucky to have a cert card.... he constantly hands them back in, sometimes a bit late  ;D

What reissue number are you up to ph on cert cards ph?

BTW, 5 weeks to build a deck, would you like me to come over and show/help you with it mate :P

mate you wouldnt beleive the wet weather on the weekends we have had........and fucking rain all wekend again this weekend....looking very nice though, love my trade!,,,,and as you know karl ladies love tradies!!!!

ps   karl what do you reckon...shit stirrer should change his name to cock smoker!!!


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: onwardsupwards on November 12, 2010, 07:44:44 PM
Ph would be lucky to have a cert card.... he constantly hands them back in, sometimes a bit late  ;D

What reissue number are you up to ph on cert cards ph?

BTW, 5 weeks to build a deck, would you like me to come over and show/help you with it mate :P

mate you wouldnt beleive the wet weather on the weekends we have had........and fucking rain all wekend again this weekend....looking very nice though, love my trade!,,,,and as you know karl ladies love tradies!!!!

ps   karl what do you reckon...shit stirrer should change his name to cock smoker!!!

Sounds like normal Melbourne weather to me!

Come over to Adelaide where it's ,uummm, raining  ;D ;D ;D

Photos of deck please.



Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: ph on November 13, 2010, 07:57:30 AM
Ph would be lucky to have a cert card.... he constantly hands them back in, sometimes a bit late  ;D

What reissue number are you up to ph on cert cards ph?

BTW, 5 weeks to build a deck, would you like me to come over and show/help you with it mate :P


mate you are a plumber....stick to digging holes and unblocking tampons!!!!!!!  LOL


Title: Re: well well!!!
Post by: Shit_Stirrer on November 14, 2010, 09:23:26 PM
Ph would be lucky to have a cert card.... he constantly hands them back in, sometimes a bit late  ;D

What reissue number are you up to ph on cert cards ph?

BTW, 5 weeks to build a deck, would you like me to come over and show/help you with it mate :P

mate you wouldnt beleive the wet weather on the weekends we have had........and fucking rain all wekend again this weekend....looking very nice though, love my trade!,,,,and as you know karl ladies love tradies!!!!

ps   karl what do you reckon...shit stirrer should change his name to cock smoker!!!
[/quote

Sorry for the long delay, But I was doing what most cave divers do on weekends !....
Go cave diving... You remember what that is Paul ?... You know...  putting on a dry suit (DUI of course), Sliding into the big "H" harness, Strapping on the big "H" 21watter then showing off with the most perfect trim that only "WE" know how to maintain.

Well that’s what I was doing this last weekend.... what exciting things did you get up to Paul ?.... Bath, Showering with the light on or off ? You know with all the rain you had you could have ventured outside with all your gear on and stood there getting wet !


Cheers