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Title: Idiot Recognition Post by: onwardsupwards on November 19, 2010, 06:45:19 AM Great news People!!!
A major leap forwards has been made in the area of idiot recognition. No longer do we have to rely on some of the old favourites Collingwood supporter Mares purchaser PADI AI candidate etc. (feel free to add your own personal idiot recognition indicator) There is a new kid on the block POWER BALANCE WRISTBANDS !!!!! HOW GOOD IS THIS? Simply by checking wether the potential idiot is wearing a PBW we are able,with a simple glance, to confirm the idiocy. No need for verbal communication or human interaction of any kind. A quick glance enables us to determine that the wearer is a total tool, best to be avoided at all cost, and just go about our business with that sense of superiority that comes from knowing we are so much further up the evolutionary tree. Think of the benifits! No more long boring conversations, no more wondering if you need to shoot them in the head to get away. This is fool proof!! ( Ok excuse that line) Thank you PBW :D Title: Re: Idiot Recognition Post by: JD on November 19, 2010, 08:16:53 PM So if someone believes that wearing a hologram on the wrist will give them more balance and increase power then they are a fool? Gee Rick, that is some revelation!
I dont need to wear one, I keep my holograms on my credit cards where they belong.... Believe it or not, 3 guys at work wear them. Some even say they cant sleep with it on the power is that much. I think we need to market a dog shit smelling necklace so at least blind people can know who the tossers are too. JD Title: Re: Idiot Recognition Post by: Gooey on November 20, 2010, 06:40:39 AM I wear a "H" on my dive gear and it make me pretty sick!!
I tried it with "DR", no so sick ;D Title: Re: Idiot Recognition Post by: ph on November 21, 2010, 07:32:15 PM I bought the ex'a young bloke Brody one of them the morning of his 1st semi final against the the local arch enemy Rupertswood footy club (for any who dont know Rupertswood...well its where the ashes were created) anyway he put on a BOG performance and one the game for them........Im still undersided, might get one see if I perform better in the sack...my balance is a bit off!!! LOL
Title: Re: Idiot Recognition Post by: JD on November 21, 2010, 07:34:18 PM Make sure you change wrists when you change hands Harvs. ;D
JD Title: Re: Idiot Recognition Post by: ph on November 21, 2010, 07:37:16 PM didnt thing of that I'll buy 2
Title: Re: Idiot Recognition Post by: Shit_Stirrer on November 21, 2010, 11:53:35 PM You can buy them on eBay.... Enjoy. ;D
Title: Re: Idiot Recognition Post by: onwardsupwards on December 11, 2010, 09:48:46 AM New one today,
Owning/Driving a Hummer :D Title: Re: Idiot Recognition Post by: JD on December 11, 2010, 12:41:02 PM Thats Rob's Hummer (Both of them!)
JD Title: Re: Idiot Recognition Post by: onwardsupwards on December 11, 2010, 12:45:10 PM Thats Rob's Hummer (Both of them!) JD :D :D :D :D New one, "I am the Stig" Tshirt. Title: Re: Idiot Recognition Post by: onwardsupwards on December 12, 2010, 04:46:21 PM Speaking of Hummers,
Hitlers investment in a dive centre. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyk0gB43d1g&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyk0gB43d1g&feature=related) ".............. he's driving that penis on wheels" :D :D :D :D :D |