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« on: December 15, 2009, 07:40:34 PM » |
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 Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them... |
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« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2009, 08:30:39 PM » |
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Let me guess. The iTit? Maybe the iBoob?
"Holy shit, check out the subwoofers on that!"
JD
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« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2009, 07:59:59 AM » |
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Let me guess. The iTit? Maybe the iBoob?
"Holy shit, check out the subwoofers on that!"
JD
if they do a dick implant that plays music perhaps the 'icock', perhaps they could put a Karaoke function in it for the girls who like to sing to their hearts content!!  |
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« Last Edit: December 16, 2009, 10:49:18 AM by ph »
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Ian T
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« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2009, 06:48:51 AM » |
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Let me guess. The iTit? Maybe the iBoob?
"Holy shit, check out the subwoofers on that!"
JD
Strike 1: CL already said the iTit in his post. No guessing needed. Strike 2: iBoob.... hmmm, not really that amusing Strike 3: subwoofers.... again, not that amusing sorry. based on the three strikes, you're out, I propose JD serve a joke sanction period. |
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« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2009, 08:30:57 AM » |
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Gee I am glad we have a nerd on here, just to point out things that other people do wrong. I knew they had to have a use somewhere. Bloody government workers.......
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« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2009, 09:42:15 AM » |
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Strike 1: CL already said the iTit in his post. No guessing needed.
Strike 2: iBoob.... hmmm, not really that amusing
Strike 3: subwoofers.... again, not that amusing sorry.
based on the three strikes, you're out, I propose JD serve a joke sanction period.
Do you want me to change your nickname to Captain Comedy then? Havee to say tho I agree with #1 & #2. #3 though not have bad tho I would have probably referred to "fully sick subwoofers" but it's new material & nothing wrong with a bit of fine-tuning along the way |
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« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2009, 10:05:01 AM » |
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Strike 1: CL already said the iTit in his post. No guessing needed.
Strike 2: iBoob.... hmmm, not really that amusing
Strike 3: subwoofers.... again, not that amusing sorry.
based on the three strikes, you're out, I propose JD serve a joke sanction period.
Do you want me to change your nickname to Captain Comedy then? Havee to say tho I agree with #1 & #2. #3 though not have bad tho I would have probably referred to "fully sick subwoofers" but it's new material & nothing wrong with a bit of fine-tuning along the way " Havee to say tho I agree with #1 & #2. #3 though not have bad tho I would have probably referred to....." CL, Have you been getting grammar and eloqution lessons off Stu McG again ? Or you've replied while at your work Christmas party, tie pulled to the side and flipped over your shoulder, swaying on your feet, while oggling your new 20 yr old receptionist, singing in your drunken slurry voice " I am not GUEy enuff... Are my tanks too independent...." Guess I shouldnt really be hanging crap on the guy supporting my move of no confidence in JD's humour. Clearly the 'Dad's Joke' effect is already growing strong in JD. I'll just have to remember the good times when he used to be amusing.....before barry... |
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« Last Edit: December 19, 2009, 01:43:52 PM by Ian T »
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« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2009, 10:14:24 AM » |
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Strike 1: CL already said the iTit in his post. No guessing needed.
Strike 2: iBoob.... hmmm, not really that amusing
Strike 3: subwoofers.... again, not that amusing sorry.
based on the three strikes, you're out, I propose JD serve a joke sanction period.
Do you want me to change your nickname to Captain Comedy then? Havee to say tho I agree with #1 & #2. #3 though not have bad tho I would have probably referred to "fully sick subwoofers" but it's new material & nothing wrong with a bit of fine-tuning along the way " Havee to say tho I agree with #1 & #2. #3 though not have bad tho I would have probably referred to....." CL, Have you been getting grammar and eloqution lessons off Stu McG again ? Or you've replied while at your work Chissy party, tie pulled to the side and flipped over your shoulder, swaying on your feet, while oggling your new 20 yr old receptionist, singing in your drunken slurry voice " I am not GUEy enuff... Are my tanks too independent...." Guess I shouldnt really be hanging crap on the guy supporting my move of no confidence in JD's humour. Clearly the 'Dad's Joke' effect is already growing strong in JD. I'll just have to remember the good times when he used to be amusing.....before barry... what's a "chissy party" |
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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2009, 01:39:43 PM » |
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what's a "chissy party"
Ah Ian, it appears you have fallen foul of not checking your own spelling and grammar while chastising another for same. Unless Craig attends some different sort of party to the rest of us at this time of year (knowing Craig, he probably does and it would involve latex and stuffed fluffy animals), I suggest you retract yourself into your government supplied workspace and issue a hasty apology. JD BTW, we have not heard from SQ if she wants us to get her a ham. Maybe she needs a reminder. |
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« Last Edit: December 18, 2009, 01:41:23 PM by JD »
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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2009, 04:33:15 PM » |
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what's a "chissy party"
Ah Ian, it appears you have fallen foul of not checking your own spelling and grammar while chastising another for same. Unless Craig attends some different sort of party to the rest of us at this time of year (knowing Craig, he probably does and it would involve latex and stuffed fluffy animals), I suggest you retract yourself into your government supplied workspace and issue a hasty apology. JD BTW, we have not heard from SQ if she wants us to get her a ham. Maybe she needs a reminder. why does SQ need a ham, has Ian lost his mojo |
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