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« on: July 24, 2008, 05:11:19 PM » |
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CL JD ,you do realize what you have done!!
We're all becoming "internet divers".
But then again some probably were already and the interaction with active divers may spur them on to dust of the regs (or sorb) as the case may be.
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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2008, 10:04:26 PM » |
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Rick,
This leads us to the reason for the site.
We would like to offer the esteemed members of fujak dot com the chance to participate in a new course. Certified Internet Diver. For the one off fee of $695, we will take you through all you need to know to be an internet diver. Course content includes:
1. Typing 101. How to be at one with your keyboard.
2. Elaboration. How to quickly overstate your qualifications and diving experience for the purpose of looking better than you are.
3. Thread hijaking. How to sucessfully turn a thread into something you want it to be.
4. Retaliation. When is it useful to disregard what a person has said and attack them personally?
5. Hyperlinks. How to find the link to prove what you just said, even though you just made it up.
6. Trolling. How to ask loaded questions for your amusement
7. Acronyms. Why they make you look more intelligent than you really are.
8. Basic Smilies. When to use them effectively.
9. Advanced Smilies. How to make your point using only an emoticon.
10. User names. How to choose the right one the first time.
11. Decompression programs. Master them all without ever diving.
12. Drinking and posting. Why it is a great idea.
13. Posting nothing posts. Using restraint from posting to bolster your reputation.
As you can see, once completed you will be an expert internet diver with many more 'tools' in the 'tool box'. All courses will be completed over the net, with no face to face time whatsoever. Your identity is not required.
Please register your interest below.
JD
Instructor
Fujak dot com.
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Brad
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« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2008, 10:31:23 PM » |
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When does it start?
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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2008, 07:11:55 AM » |
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I'm in. Please post your bank account details so I can deposit the money. If you could please supply your password I will then check to make sure the deposit was transfered. Password will then be destroyed.
RN
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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2008, 10:43:45 AM » |
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I'm in. Please post your bank account details so I can deposit the money. If you could please supply your password I will then check to make sure the deposit was transfered. Password will then be destroyed.
RN
it wouldn't be the first time you have over paid for a dive course with little substance!!!!! |
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« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2008, 11:30:10 AM » |
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I think you're unfairly denigrating the quality of fujak training Harvs...  |
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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2008, 01:34:17 PM » |
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I think you're unfairly denigrating the quality of fujak training Harvs... well the fujack training is based on the 'fuck you jack' attitude...where as the GUE training is simple old fashoned sect style brain washing....is waco in high springs, Florida??? woops! |
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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2008, 02:47:21 PM » |
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bloody-hell where did that spell checker option go...
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« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2008, 06:20:39 PM » |
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*******************************************************If you are going to do it, dont do it with HARVS!!! *************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
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« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2008, 08:44:06 PM » |
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but now im beginning to think your just a straight up knob.......
As opposed to your avatar? JD |
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« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2008, 09:31:49 PM » |
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photo shop? the avatar?  Oh Karl, I held you in such high esteem until now.... and in true GUE style you have a set for Rick I presume? and you do realise that comments by two stirrers should effectively cancel themselves out? Though I do find alot of the comments to be fairly "Heard before" catagory. We can offer the facilities on a second life site for the 'dives'. I however am studying the SDI "troll" course for solo trolling! regards me! |
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« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2008, 09:00:12 AM » |
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Karl...I resemble those comments....I am alot of things...but why are you cutting up rough you are proving that the GUE crew are sooks? ? and since the ball is in my court you know I will ace you everytime H Look forward having a dive with you boys when my suspension is done........2020? |
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acky
Diver - no manifold but maybe jetfins
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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2008, 04:30:55 PM » |
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how about stating in the standards for the internet divers course that a HP compaq is the only pc allowed to be used it must have a ball mouse and a dial up connection to the same provider and it must be configured to some sort of archaic set of stds that remind one of Nazi germany and require one to fork out loads of cash to re learn.
no wait that would be bad
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are you beeched bro, yer bro beeched as
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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2008, 04:53:28 PM » |
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we could all do that, but THAT BE OUR CHOICE!!!! no ones made to do anything, do like it, dont do the courses!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2008, 09:53:18 AM » |
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Seems with Google Earth Street view, you can now do a cyber-Nullabor trip. http://www.news.com.au/technology/gallery/0,25793,5033519-5007151-13,00.htmlYou could do all the driving on Google Earth, view the photos on fujak.com, then drive home on google earth. I do know a few people on this forum though have actually been there.... while some haven't.... |
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